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مشاهدة النسخة كاملة : نكت بالانجليزية English Jokes


ظبي ظبياني
01-01-2006, 12:45 PM
Blonde Jokes:

1)One day, a blonde named Sally was putting together a puzzle. She was really stumped and very frustrated, so she decided to ask her husband for help. ''It's supposed to be a tiger.'' Sally cried. ''Honey," said Dan, "Put the Frosted Flakes back in the box.''.


2)There's santa caluse,a smart blonde and a dumb blonde they all jump off a roof,who hits the ground first ? The dumb blonde, because a smart blonde and santa clause dont exist.


3)Two blondes were going to Disneyland when they came to a fork in the road. The sign read: "Disneyland Left." So they went home.


4)
Q: Why is it a blonde can not have more than a 10 minutes lunchbreak?
A: Because otherwise you have to retrain her.

5) TOP OF THE BOX !! THE LAST BUT NOT LEAST

A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his blonde neighbour came out of the house and went straight to the mail box. She opened it, then slammed it shut, and stormed back in the house.

A little later she came out of her house and again went to the mail box and again opened it, then slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went.

As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here she came out again, marched to the mail box, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever.

Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, "Is something wrong?"

The blonde replied, "There certainly is. My stupid computer keeps giving me a message saying, 'You've got mail.'"

الريم
02-01-2006, 12:22 AM
Thank you

regard

ظبي ظبياني
02-01-2006, 10:12 AM
You are welcome

بنــ بوظبي ـوتة
02-01-2006, 12:33 PM
(( ظبي ظبياني ))

lol lol lol



ثانكس حبوب ...

ظبي ظبياني
02-01-2006, 12:35 PM
You are welcome

دلووعة الإمارات
02-01-2006, 06:07 PM
تسلم الظبي
ع النكت

jourriah
02-01-2006, 09:57 PM
thanks dhabi for your wonderful jokes and its glad to see you here and i would like to read your participations here any time

ظبي ظبياني
02-01-2006, 10:01 PM
okay jourriah

ولد العين
31-01-2006, 02:00 PM
تسلم ظبي ظبياني
ع النكت

jourriah
31-01-2006, 05:46 PM
تسلم على المرور ياولد العين ....والقسم منور فيك

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06-03-2009, 07:00 PM
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lolo2010462002
09-06-2009, 03:36 PM
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